At least I’m not an American

Hey Canada, I just want to talk for a minute.

I know that things have been a bit difficult lately. Money is tight and there are going to be some tough budget cuts coming. There have been some not so nice things going down in politics. Students are protesting, strange copyright laws are coming, talks of separation again. I know, it’s tough. Even some confused Americans are thinking of moving here because they are unhappy with socialized medicine, don’t support gay rights and are looking for another war to start. Weird right?!? Anyways I just want to tell you on this Canada Day, you and me baby, we gonna work it out.

Love, MashupCiti